Va un chiste para programadores, a ver si les da risa. Si no le entienden mejor hagan caso omiso de este posteo. Si le entienden, les comparto abajo otros 45 joyas de humor nerd, algunas de ellas escritas incluso con puro código (no se sientan mal, es muy fácil no pescarle a todo)…

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise).

It isn’t easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all possible messes before going live with their code. Sometimes, it takes a fellow programmer to understand the hardships of another programmer. The same can be said of their jokes.

http://bit.ly/1aprdFV

Steampunk computers

Para quienes piensen que las computadoras sólo podrían haber existido en el mundo de lo digital, aquí están estas chuladas: prototipos de ordenadores con todo el espíritu de la época victoriana (lo que se conoce como Steampunk), inspirada en los universos alternos de escritores de ficción del sig. XIX, como H.P. Lovecraft.
No es tan descabellada la idea si pensamos que los primeros aparatos pensados para hacer operaciones (es decir las calculadoras), datan de muchos tiempo antes de que fuera descubierta siquiera la electricidad…

In an alternate reality Charles Babbage’s difference engine and Ada Lovelace’s computer programming led us into a world filled with brass-keyed laptops with phonograph speaker systems. Several artists have brought that imagined reality to life, building working computers with a steampunk edge…

http://bit.ly/UeuOOw

The 1st. website

Les presento a la primer página de internet que exisitió:
http://bit.ly/1cUMeTE
¿Padre, no? Muy básica (qué esperaban si es la primera). Como sea me parece una buena curiosidad en todo este océano de datos.

Me la encontré por casualidad. Resulta que la WWW (World Wide Web o Red Informática Mundial) cumplió 25 años de existir. Para celebrar eso, el CERN (Consejo Europeo para la Investigación Nuclear), que por si ni lo saben son quienes la inventaron, ha propuesto una serie de iniciativas para conmemorar esta fecha, rescatando materiales y publicando documentos clave que rescatan y enaltecen el espíritu inicial de este gran invento: el ser un medio de intercambio de información disponible para todo el mundo.

Happy Birthday WWW…

(por cierto, tambien está  por ahí la que presume ser la peor página de internet del mundo: www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com)

In March 1989 Tim Berners-Lee, a scientist working at CERN, submitted a proposal to develop a radical new way of linking and sharing information over the internet. The document was entitled Information Management: A Proposal. And so the web was born.

The first website at CERN – and in the world – was dedicated to the World Wide Web project itself. Last April CERN initiated a project to restore the first website, and to bring back the spirit of that time through its technical innovation and the founding principles of openness and freedom.

In 1993 CERN put the World Wide Web software in the public domain. CERN made the next release available with an open licence, as a more sure way to maximise its dissemination. Through these actions, making the software required to run a web server freely available, along with a basic browser and a library of code, the web was allowed to flourish

“Beyond CERN’s role in helping us understand the universe, it was a great place to work in 1989,” said Tim Berners-Lee. “CERN was an early adopter of Internet protocols, and their support for a Royalty-Free Web has been a key to its widespread adoption today.”

Now Tim Berners-Lee, the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) and the World Wide Web Foundation are launching aseries of initiatives to mark the 25th anniversary of the original proposal…

http://bit.ly/1nkASSK

The 1st. website

Go-bot

Acaban de crear un robot llamado “Zen” que juega Go tan bien como Deep Blue jugaba ajedrés (es decir, capaz de ganarle a un profesional). Dada la naturaleza del Go, esto es bastante significativo en el mundo de los algoritmos. Va la nota…

(The Daily) – In games ranging from chess to “Jeopardy!” powerful computers are making short work of human champions — with one notable exception.

Fourteen years after Deep Blue stole Garry Kasparov’s crown — and in the wake of Watson’s triumph on the classic game show — some of the world’s top computer scientists are still struggling to best top-level players in the simple board game called Go. The Asian game has caught on in America to the point where hundreds of players have converged on Santa Barbara, Calif., this weekend to compete for the U.S. title.

Invented by the Chinese roughly 4,000 years ago, Go involves two players taking turns placing stones on a board, the objective being to control the most “territory” while capturing your opponent’s stones.

Easy, right? Think again. A $1 million prize offered by a Taiwanese businessman to anyone who could make a professional-level Go-getting computer by the year 2000 went unclaimed, and today top players can still crush the very best Go programs. But a recent victory for a program called “Zen” — which last month beat a highly ranked amateur player from Taiwan — has the Go programmer community buzzing.

“Can this be a turning point in the history of Go?” asked Zen co-creator Hideki Kato in a Go forum after the victorious results.

Spirits are high among Go programmers, who have struggled since the early 1980s to build bots that can hold their own.

“Progress has been extremely spectacular in the recent past,” said Rémi Coulom, the author of the other top Go software, Crazy Stone.

So why is this simple-seeming board game still considered the high bar for artificial intelligence?

In a word, complexity. Though Go is a straightforward game, it’s not won by brute-force calculation, as with chess.

Because Go has 361 points where stones can be placed, the number of possible configurations is unfathomably huge. One commonly cited statistic has it that the number of possible games in Go is a number with 360 zeros (that is, 10^360).

By comparison, the number of atoms in the known universe has only 80 zeros (10^80)…

http://bit.ly/qHj9nV

Go-bot

Solar laptops

The needs to go green, be mobile, and be productive collide in Andrea Ponti’s concept design for solar powered laptop, one that does not require a peripheral attachment to harness the power of the sun. Designed with a solar panel behind the monitor and one beneath the touch keyboard, it would be the first completely-solar laptop ever… if it gets produced.

That part of the equation is unclear at this point. While it did not win a prize at Fujitsu’s 2011 design competition, it is reportedly shortlisted amongst their potential projects. Dubbed the “Luce” (Italian for “light”), it weighs 1850g (4 lbs) and is made of a clear polycarbonate…

http://t.co/FPEj9BV

Solar laptops

Brain interfaces

Some of the most cutting-edge interfaces — technologies that even go beyond gestural interfaces like Microsoft’s Kinect –- might be much closer to implementation than you think.

In fact, a group of researchers in San Diego have developed a system that allows users to dial a phone number on a cellphone using only their thoughts. The method is surprisingly accurate and would be a huge advantage for people with disabilities or anyone who needs a more hands-free experience or who regularly performs tasks that require a high degree of mental focus.

The technology, which was developed by University of California, San Diego neuroscience researcher Tzyy-Ping Jung and colleagues, tracks electrical activity in the brain using a headband of electrodes and a Bluetooth device. Users of the system were shown digits from zero to nine flashing at slightly different speeds on a computer screen; the frequency of each digit was detected by the electrodes, allowing the Bluetooth device to “know” which numbers to dial…

http://t.co/RizRuL

Brain interfaces